Friday, January 18, 2013

Cock of the County


The big fight scene intro goes like so...

The Gatlin boys just laughed at him when he walked into the bar room
One of them got up and met him half way cross the floor
When Tommy turned around they said, hey look Old Yellas leavin'
But you could have heard a pin drop when Tommy stopped and locked the door

Then Tommy beats them all up. He doesn't do a Leroy Brown make em look like jigsaw puzzles type of deal. Just beats them up. Now... One of my mentors taught me the only way to deal with the Gatlin sort is to "put the boots to them". I think George Carlin had a better idea... Cornhole... Yeah... Cornhole...For Becky's sake, Tommy should have cornholed the Gatlin boys to death Pulp Fiction style.

Imagine that version... So you hear the pin drop. Ding... And then Tommy drops his pants and the clock strikes 12. Dong! You feel sorry for Becky all over again... They called him The Cock from then on. That's justice!

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